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Ella Lopez (to Amenadiel): You never know when your rock-bottom pain and humiliation can end up helping others. I mean, God works in mysterious ways. So you just got to believe that when He crushes your nuts, He does it for a reason.
From Lucifer: Season 3 Episode 1: ‘They’re Back, Aren’t They?’ (3×01)

Ella Lopez (to Amenadiel): I’ve seen you around, doing your handsome broody thing, but… Anyway, any bro of Lucifer’s is a bro of mine. Whoa. Someone works out. Now I know who carries the guns in the family.
From Lucifer: Season 3 Episode 1: ‘They’re Back, Aren’t They?’ (3×01)

Ella Lopez: I’m usually not into reality shows either. I prefer more, you know, scripted-content, documentaries, but… I’ve got a little extra time these days, so… sort of kind of watched, uh, 27 seasons in two weeks.
From Lucifer: Season 4 Episode 2: ‘Somebody’s Been Reading Dante’s Inferno’ (4×02)

Chloe Decker: I miss him. I mean, he pisses me off all the time. And there are so many things about him that… that I find hard to accept, but I just have to believe I can find a way. Because… I’d rather have him in my life than not.
Ella Lopez: Well, then… I think you know what you need to do.
From Lucifer: Season 4 Episode 4: ‘All About Eve’ (4×04)

Ella Lopez (high on “candy” speaking to Eve): I know I should be freaking out right now, but your hair is so shiny.
From Lucifer: Season 4 Episode 5: ‘Expire Erect’ (4×05)

Ella Lopez: Ixnay on the ot-nay andy-cay.
Lucifer Morningstar: Sorry, is that German? ‘Cause if it is, it’s absolutely awful. Trust me, I should know. Hitler was a talker. Well, screamer, actually.
Ella Lopez: No, I’m saying that for now, we shouldn’t let LVPD know that that’s not Candy.
From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 6: ‘Vegas With Some Radish’ (3×06)

Chloe Decker: Can’t be that hard being frivolous and shallow. I’ll just channel my inner Lucifer.
Lucifer Morningstar: What, you want to become a female version of me? Okay. I’ll gladly train you.
Ella Lopez: Chloe does Lucifer?
Chloe Decker: I wouldn’t exactly word it that way…
Lucifer Morningstar: Get ready to go full me, Detective.
From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 8: ‘Chloe Does Lucifer’ (3×08)

Ella Lopez: I hate beach murders. So mean. It’s, like, just let people swim.
From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 19: ‘Orange Is the New Maze’ (3×19)

Marcus Pierce: Good morning, Detective Decker.
Chloe Decker: Good morning, Lieutenant Pierce.
Marcus Pierce: Hey. Have you seen the evidence closet?
Chloe Decker: Uh… no. (They go in the closet) Wow. This is a great closet. And, um…
(They start to make out and there is stuff falling on the other side of the wall – in the lab)
Ella Lopez: Oh, yeah. Get some, Decker.
From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 20: ‘The Angel of San Bernardino’ (3×20)

Ella Lopez: They totally boned. (they = Chloe and Pierce)
Lucifer Morningstar: Miss Lopez, please don’t be vulgar. The detective doesn’t… bone.
Ella Lopez: Seriously, do you not see the epic fireworks? There’s more chemistry over there than in my lab. And they just went to the Axara concert. It’s a natural aphrodisiac.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, if you’re a pimply millennial, perhaps, but the detective is a grown woman with sophisticated tastes. Trust me, she’s not so easily won over.
Ella Lopez: Oh, my God. You are totally freaking out right now.
Lucifer Morningstar: What?
Ella Lopez: About this coming between you and Chloe.
Lucifer Morningstar: Don’t be preposterous. I’m not freaking out about anything.
Ella Lopez: It’s okay. Okay, I-I get it. You’re afraid that they’re gonna start spending all their time together. You know, joining each other at crime scenes, bantering over dead bodies. And where does that leave you, right?
Lucifer Morningstar: I assure you, Miss Lopez, that is the least of my worries. The chemistry in there is just a… a flash in the pan.
Ella Lopez: Exactly. A completely hot flash in the pan. Lucifer, what you and Chloe have is on a total other level.
Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly. Nothing is changing.
Ella Lopez: Nope. Nope.
From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 18: ‘The Last Heartbreak’ (3×18)

Dan Espinoza: Ooh, lemon bars. My favorite. Mmm. Oh, man, these are amazing. Who made ’em?
Ella Lopez: Uh, Pierce did. Would you believe that hunk bakes?
Dan Espinoza (spits out the bars): On second thought, who needs the empty calories?
From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 21: ‘Anything Pierce Can Do I Can Do Better’ (3×21)

Chloe Decker: I couldn’t sleep last night, so I stayed up all night working, and, you know, I drank a lot of caffeine. Like, a lot.
Ella Lopez: Was it because of Pierce?
Chloe Decker: No. No. I… I don’t think any of this is really about Pierce. I think if I’m honest with myself… all of this is about Lucifer. Lucifer’s the… the reason that I said yes to Pierce, and… he’s also the reason that I said no.
From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 23: ‘Quintessential Deckerstar’ (3×23)

Ella Lopez: I miss Charlotte.
Lucifer Morningstar: So do I, Ms. Lopez.
Ella Lopez: I can’t believe she’s really gone. And that Pierce would do what he did. I know, God works in mysterious ways, and bad things happen for a reason. But this many bad things, I just… I’m having a hard time finding any reason. Why would He do all this?
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I don’t actually think it’s my Father’s fault. See, all this time I thought it was Him pulling the strings. I’ve started to realize that we are the responsible parties. It’s quite devious of Him, if you think about it. We’ve no one to blame but ourselves.
Ella Lopez: Screw that. I blame Pierce. And, Big Guy? You and I are on rocky ground.
From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 24: ‘A Devil of My Word’ (3×24)

Mazikeen: Is that a wedding murder board?
Chloe Decker: I am just trying to stay organized here.
Mazikeen: Wow. Mug shot for the caterer. Nice work, Decker.
Ella Lopez: You see what I’m dealing with?
Mazikeen: Mm-hmm.
Chloe Decker: Guys, solving crimes makes sense to me. Wedding stuff, not so much.
From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 22: ‘All Hands on Decker’ (3×22)

Ella Lopez: I think the Devil gets a bad rap.
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. You do, do you?
Ella Lopez: Sure. I mean, what did he really do that was so bad? What, rebel against his dad? Ask some naked lady if she wanted an apple?
Lucifer Morningstar: Be still my heart. Do go on.
Ella Lopez: I suppose he does run Hell. That’s not so great, you know, with the torture and eternal damnation.
Lucifer Morningstar: I’m retired. And besides, I didn’t create Hell. I just worked there.
Ella Lopez: And now you’re talking in the first person.
From Lucifer – Season 2 Episode 1: ‘Everything’s Coming Up Lucifer’ (2×01)

Dan Espinoza: It’s a little unusual for a woman to strangle someone.
Lucifer Morningstar: But look at the size of the bruising, clearly not man hands.
Ella Lopez: I’ve seen some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands.
Lucifer Morningstar: Dan doesn’t count.
From Lucifer – Season 2 Episode 2: ‘Liar, Liar, Slutty Dress on Fire’ (2×02)

Ella Lopez: Whenever I’m procrastinating on something, I make an appointment for myself to do it. That way, can’t back out. Like, for example, when I had to ask my landlord permission to get Bob, literally put it on my calendar.
Chloe Decker: Wasn’t the, uh… the chicken’s name Margaret?
Ella Lopez: Bob was my turtle.
Chloe Decker: What happened to Bob?
Ella Lopez: Didn’t get along with Margaret.
From Lucifer: Season 4 Episode 2: ‘Somebody’s Been Reading Dante’s Inferno’ (4×02)

Ella Lopez: So, did you and Lucifer finally get over your issues and under the covers for the old no-pants dance?
Chloe Decker: We sure did.
Ella Lopez: Well, I’m so sorry, Decker. You know, sometimes… Wait, I’m sorry. Rewind. Did you just say yes?
Chloe Decker: Uh-huh.
Ella Lopez: OMG! Oh! I was so ready to have my Deckerstar dreams crushed again.
Chloe Decker: Why?
Ella Lopez: ‘Cause it’s been one bummer after another with you two. I didn’t want to get my hopes up.
Chloe Decker: Yeah, I know. I mean, it has been a long road, but, well, here we are.
From Lucifer: Season 5 Episode 7: ‘Our Mojo’ (5×07) | Produced by Netflix

Ella Lopez: I thought you guys were gonna finally, you know, hang out tonight. Mm.
Chloe Decker: Yeah, well, it… Got postponed.
Ella Lopez: Oh, you’re nervous that you won’t measure up in bed. I mean, he is pretty experienced. I mean, I’d put it, like, in the thousands, probably. But you know what, you got this. You totally got this. You’re sexy.
Chloe Decker: That actually hadn’t crossed my mind.
Ella Lopez: Oh, you’re waiting on an STD check! Super smart.
From Lucifer: Season 5 Episode 6: ‘BlueBallz’ (5×06) | Produced by Netflix

Ella Lopez: Oh, way ahead of you. I know exactly how to find the killer.
Chloe Decker: You do?
Ella Lopez: Hell, yeah. See, all you have to do is introduce me to all of the suspects. And whichever one I’m most attracted to, bam, that’s your killer.
Chloe Decker: Ella.
Ella Lopez: Hey, I’m at peace with it. If I’ve got a broken picker, might as well use it for the greater good, right?
From Lucifer: Season 5 Episode 9: ‘Family Dinner’ (5×09) | Produced by Netflix

Ella Lopez: I found this on her clothes, but dead end. Glitter’s just an occupational hazard for Madison.
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, no, she was a stripper.
Ella Lopez: No, elementary school teacher.
From Lucifer: Season 5 Episode 7: ‘Our Mojo’ (5×07) | Produced by Netflix

Chloe Decker: So the killer dumped the body, hoping the sharks would hide the murder?
Lucifer Morningstar: Should’ve known we’d smell something fishy.
Ella Lopez: Aww, Dad joke, nice.
Lucifer Morningstar: Thanks. I’m practicing.
From Lucifer: Season 5 Episode 14: ‘Nothing Lasts Forever’ (5×14) | Produced by Netflix

God: I can tell you’re struggling with something. Is there anything I can do to help?
Ella Lopez: Not unless you can smite the darkness out of me.
God: Everyone has darkness in them. It’s not about getting rid of it. It’s about accepting it.
Ella Lopez: Yeah, but mine’s… mine’s different. Deeper. It attracts me to bad people. I think… I think maybe I’m a bad person.
God: My child. The darker the darkness, the brighter the light. And you, Miss Lopez, shine so very, very brightly. I can see it all the way from Heaven.
From Lucifer: Season 5 Episode 14: ‘Nothing Lasts Forever’ (5×14) | Produced by Netflix

Dan Espinoza: So many people wear masks, Ella. They… they hide who they really are. But not you. You put yourself out there, heart first. The downside is you get hurt more easily.
Ella Lopez: Ain’t that the truth.
Dan Espinoza: But the upside is you put so much love into the world, Ella. Please don’t let this change that, change you. We need more people like you out there, Ella. Not less.
From Lucifer: Season 5 Episode 9: ‘Family Dinner’ (5×09) | Produced by Netflix

(Lucifer gives Ella Ramiel’s wing feather to investigate…)
Ella Lopez: I know you said to just examine what’s on the feather, but… I can’t help but do the math and… I think I know what this is about, Lucifer.
Lucifer Morningstar: You… you… you do?
Ella Lopez: Come on. Ginormous mystery feather? On the down-low investigation? Lucifer, you have to know that you can trust me by now. So tell me the truth. You hit an emu with your car, didn’t you?
From Lucifer: Season 5 Episode 16: ‘A Chance at a Happy Ending’ (5×16) | Produced by Netflix

Ella Lopez (about the victim): It looks like he was tied down and forced to drink wine for a couple of hours before he was shot.
Lucifer Morningstar: So you’re saying he was water-Bordeaux-ed.
Dan Espinoza: That’s actually kind of funny.
From Lucifer: Season 5 Episode 15: ‘Is This Really How It’s Going To End?!’ (5×15) | Produced by Netflix

(Lucifer arrives on a crime scene with a dead body in wine cellar, wine spilled around the victim…)
Lucifer Morningstar: What a tragedy.
Ella Lopez: Oh, I know, it’s always sad when someone… You’re talking about the wine, aren’t you?
Lucifer Morningstar: Heartbreaking, yes.
From Lucifer: Season 5 Episode 15: ‘Is This Really How It’s Going To End?!’ (5×15) | Produced by Netflix


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