103 Dean Winchester Quotes That Every Supernatural Fan Will Love

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“Hey. You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Dog Dean Afternoon

“Secretary’s name is Carly. She’s 23, she, uh, kayaks, and they’re real.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Crossroad Blues

“Female Demon: So you get to just stroll out of the Pit, huh? Tell me, what makes you so special?
Dean: I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Lazarus Rising

“You’re the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I’ve been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: The End

“So you’re saying we’ve got two super-famous, super-pissed-off ghosts killing their…super-fans?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: Fallen Idols

“Dean: You’re a zombie.
Clay: I’m a taxpayer.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid

“Dean: I got to say, I’m a little disappointed.
Sam: Yeah, because you wanted to shoot zombies.
Dean: Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Remember the Titans

“Dean: So you’re sayin’ we’re both a couple of dumbasses?
Castiel: I prefer the word ‘trusting.’ Less dumb. Less ass.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Road Trip

“Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you? That’s what that whole speech was about? You’re not afraid to die, are you? You’re afraid to be left in these chains forever. Well, you can sit here and rot, you son of bitch.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Meta Fiction

“Killing things that need killing is kind of our job. Last I checked, taking pleasure in that is not a crime.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Alex Annie Alexis Ann

“OK, look. I want a big funeral. All right? I’m talking epic. OK? Open bar, choir, Sabbath cover band, and Gary Busey reading the eulogy.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 11: Alpha and Omega

“You know what, there’s a ton of lore on unicorns, too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Houses of the Holy

“’Course, there’s nothing more dangerous than some a-hole who thinks he’s on a holy mission.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

“Well the problem with the snake is that it has a thousand heads. Evil bitches just keep piling out of the Volkswagen.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Criss Angel Is A Douchebag

“Dean: We’re humans. And when humans want something, really, really bad…we lie.
Castiel: Why?
Dean: Because. That’s how you become president.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: Free to Be You and Me

“Dean: How do you feel?
Sam: Like I got hit by a…planet.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: Mannequin 3

“We going to fight or make out, ’cause I’m getting some real mixed signals here.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Devil May Care

“Somebody goes over Niagara in a barrel, you gonna jump in and try to save them?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Crossroad Blues

“Sam: This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.
Dean: I don’t know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa? [shudders]”

— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Croatoan

“Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is gonna sell like hotcakes.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Family Remains

“You’re either laughing because you’re scared or you’re laughing because you’re stupid.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Death’s Door

“Dean: I’m not a demon any more.
Cole: Were you a demon when you murdered my father?
Dean: No.
Cole: Then you’re still a monster.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: Girls, Girls, Girls

“The universe is trying to tell us something we both should already know. We’re stronger together than apart.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: The Werther Project

“Just a couple hours ago, I killed Death. I’m pretty much open for anything.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 11: Out of the Darkness, Into the Fire

“Sam: Goodnight, jerk.
Dean: ‘Night, bitch.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 11: Baby

“Emma: You’re a good man. My mother told me that.
Dean: I seriously doubt she said that. And if you knew me you would seriously doubt it’s true.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: The Slice Girls

“Game of Thrones is complicated. Shower sex…that’s complicated. Hell ain’t complicated. Your problem ain’t hell. It’s you.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Do You Believe in Miracles?

“Dean: Our family’s not cursed. We just…had our dark spots.
Sam: [chuckles] Our dark spots are pretty dark.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Nightmare

“That’s crap. You always have a choice. You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting, no matter what.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: In My Time of Dying

“You’re gonna wipe out a whole town for one little witch. Sounds to me like you’re compensating for something.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

“Mary: Why does an angel want me dead?
Dean: [uncomfortably] ‘Cause they’re dicks.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: The Song Remains the Same

“Three scuzzy bars, one scuzzy strip joint, a chili dog joint, seven or eight nightcaps, and now Scotches in the library. I’m getting cirrhosis just watching this.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: All Dogs Go to Heaven

“Yeah, you know how I’m gonna deal? I’m gonna stuff my piehole, I’m gonna drink, and I’m gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world’s about to explode because it is.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Meet the New Boss

“You’re a doctor. You’re a medical professional. You’re trying to tell me that my brother’s life is in God’s hands? What, is that supposed to be a comfort? God has nothing to do with this equation at all.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here

“Dean: All right, well, let’s gear up. It’s wabbit season.
Castiel: I don’t think you pronounced that correctly.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Hunteri Heroici

“Well, there’s pretty much what we do know, that they screwed with financial markets, they helped Hitler get started, along with god knows what else—probably disco.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: Dark Dynasty

“Come on, man, I know Sam, OK, better than anyone. He’s got more of a conscience than I do. I mean, the guy feels guilty surfing the Internet for porn.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Hunted

“My name is Dean Winchester. I’m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: The Usual Suspects

“Dean: What the hell is wrong with you?! You don’t just go around shooting people like that!
Bela: Relax, it’s just a shoulder hit! I can aim!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 3: Bad Day at Black Rock

“Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress right next to his KY.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Metamorphosis

“Nothing. It’s just…an angel and a demon, riding in the back seat. It’s like the setup to a bad joke. Or a Penthouse Forum letter.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Heaven and Hell

“Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: What Is and What Should Never Be

“Dean: Don’t forget the extra onions this time, hmm?
Sam: Dude, I’m the one who’s gonna have to ride in the car with your extra onions.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 1

“Details are everything! You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: It’s a Terrible Life

“Dean: How long is this gonna go on?
Bobby: Here, let me look it up in my demon-detox manual. Oh, wait. No one ever wrote one.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: When the Levee Breaks

“You’re a freaking child, you know that? Just because you can do what you want, doesn’t mean you get to do whatever you want.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: The Man Who Would Be King

“Dean: So you’re having a midlife crisis?
Castiel: I’m extremely old, I think I’m entitled.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: The Things We Left Behind

“Dean: You can pretend all you want, Sammy. But sooner or later you’re going to have to face up to who you really are.
Sam: And who is that?
Dean: One of us.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Pilot

“I am your brother. See, deep down, I’m just jealous. You got friends. You could have a life. Me? I know I’m a freak. And sooner or later, everybody’s gonna leave me.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Skin

“Dean: How’d you get here?
Sam: I, uh, stole a car.
Dean: [laughs] That’s my boy!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Scarecrow

“You and Dad are a lot more alike than I thought, you know that? You both can’t wait to sacrifice yourself for this thing, but you know what? I’m gonna be the one to bury you”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Devil’s Trap

“Yeah, I’m being an ass and I’m sorry. But right now, we got a freaking zombie running around, we need to figure out how to kill it.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things

“Dean: Sam, put the gun down.
Sam: Is that an order?
Dean: No, it’s more of a friendly request.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Asylum

“Dean: You’re not gonna try to kill me, are you?
Sam: No.
Dean: Good. ‘Cause that would be awkward.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Asylum

“Dean: So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.
Sam: Occasionally I miss boring.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Route 666

“Bela: You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.
Dean: [after thinking hard] Don’t objectify me.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 3: Red Sky at Morning

“I am your flesh-and-blood brother, OK? I’m the only one who can legitimately kick your ass in real time.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Hello, Cruel World

“There’s no higher power, there’s no God. There’s just chaos and violence and random, unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere. It rips you to shreds.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Houses of the Holy

“C’mon, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us, no no no, we…we search out things that want to kill us! Yeah, huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Yellow Fever

“Michelle: How exactly do you talk to an evil scary death machine?
Dean: Easy. I die.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 11: Red Meat

“I think the world’s gonna end bloody. But it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t fight. We do have choices. I choose to go down swingin’.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 3: Jus in Bello

“If this is my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 3: No Rest For the Wicked

“Yeah, well, if you were a six-hundred-year-old hag and you could pick any costume to come back in, wouldn’t you go for a hot cheerleader? I would. Mmm.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

“I’m sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself. My head hurts.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: The Monster at the End of this Book

“Haley: Must you cheapen the moment?
Dean: Yeah.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Wendigo

“Next time you want to get laid…find a girl that’s not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Shadow

“If you’re gonna be a man, you got to learn how to shake like one, OK? So give me your best Kung Fu grip. Good. [They shake again.] Now look me straight in the eye. Let me know that you mean business. Shake as hard as you can. [Shake again.] That’s it. You shake like that, you’ll be all right.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Bad Boys

“I mean, accidents just don’t happen accidentally.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: My Heart Will Go On

“You know who whines? Babies.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: Mommy Dearest

“Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Repo Man

“I hate these indie films. Nothing ever happens.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Of Grave Importance

“Demons, I get…But people are crazy.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: The Benders

“Dean: So please tell us you have actual good news.
Bobby: Chicago is about to be wiped off the map. Storm of the millennium. Sets off a daisy chain of natural disasters. Three million people are gonna die.
Castiel: I don’t understand your definition of good news.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: Two Minutes to Midnight

“Karma’s a bitch, bitch.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: Caged Heat

“How does paper beat a rock? It’s stupid.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Time After Time After Time

“I don’t usually endorse suicide, but, man, what stopped you?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Repo Man

“Frank, hey, I don’t mean to double-dip in your crazy sauce.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Out With the Old

“Always knew I’d find the source of all evil at a vegan bakery.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Dog Dean Afternoon

“Dean: [looking in the supplement bottle] These aren’t ‘supplements,’ they’re roofies.
Sam: What? How do you know what roofies look like?
Dean: How do you not know? You think I want to end up in a hotel bathtub with my kidney carved out? In Chechnya?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: The Purge

“A wise man once told me, ‘family don’t end in blood.’ But it doesn’t start there either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them family’s there; for the good, bad, all of it. They got your back, even when it hurts. That’s family. That sound like your mother?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: Inside Man

“Well, you sure look lovely tonight. Especially for a dead chick.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: The Real Ghostbusters

“These aren’t vampires, man. These…these are douchebags.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: Live Free or Twihard

“I feel like this whole place is bad-touching me.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: The French Mistake

“Wait a second, do dogs even have ghosts?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Defending Your Life

“Wow, you get a trophy in Stockholm Syndrome.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: There Will Be Blood

“Sam: I’m sorry, but I think Shemp was a funnier Stooge than Curly.
Dean: Curly was a freakin’ genius.
Sam: I always found Curly’s work a bit obvious.
Dean: It’s supposed to be obvious, man! It’s The Three Stooges!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Man’s Best Friend with Benefits

“Charlie: I love you.
Dean: I know.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Pac-Man Fever

“Gordon: You know why I love this life?
Dean: Hmm?
Gordon: It’s all black and white. There’s no maybe. Find the bad thing, kill it. You see, most people spend their lives in shades of gray. ‘Is this right, is that wrong?’ Not us.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Bloodlust

“Dean: I hate witches. They’re always spewing their bodily fluids everywhere.
Sam: Pretty much.
Dean: It’s creepy. Hell, it’s downright unsanitary!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 3: Malleus Maleficarum

“What’re you gonna tell me next? The Easter Bunny’s Jewish?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 3: A Very Supernatural Christmas

“Man, you’ve been holding out on me: this college thing is awesome!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Hook Man

“I usually draw the line at necrophilia.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Dead Man’s Blood

“Dean: I said I wish I had a baseball. You know, like Steve McQueen.
Lucas: Yeah? Well, I wish I had a bat. So I bash your freaking head in.
Dean: Okay. So much for the bonding in solitary moment.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Folsom Prison Blues

“Dude, could you be more gay? Don’t answer that.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 3: Bedtime Stories

“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Faith

“You know, I’m starting to get why parents lie to their kids. You want them to believe that the worst thing out there is to mix some Pop Rocks and Coke. Protect them from the real evil. You want them going to bed feeling safe. If that means lying to them, so be it. More I think about it…more I wish dad would’ve lied to us.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: I Believe the Children Are Our Future

“If He doesn’t exist, fine. Bad crap happens to good people. That’s how it is. There’s no rhyme or reason. Just random, horrible, evil. I get it, OK. I can roll with that. But if He is out there, what’s wrong with Him? Where the hell is He while all these decent people are getting torn to shreds? How does He live with Himself? You know, why doesn’t He help?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Are You There, God? It’s Me, Dean Winchester

“Listen, man, I know we’ve had our disagreements, OK? Hell, I know I’ve said some junk that set you back on your heels. But, Sammy…come on. I killed Benny to save you. I’m willing to let this bastard and all the sons of bitches that killed mom walk because of you. Don’t you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Sacrifice

“Mistakes? Well, let’s go through some of Sammy’s greatest hits. Drinking demon blood? Check. Being in cahoots with Ruby? Not telling me that you lost your soul? Or how about running around with Samuel for a whole year, letting me think that you were dead while you were doing all kinds of crazy? Those aren’t mistakes, Sam. Those are choices!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Southern Comfort

“Right, you think these eggheads with all the crap they amassed over the years would have actually collected something important. Ah, here—He-wolf, She-wolf: A Study in Werewolf Transgenderism, six hundred pages, volume one. But, uh, something important, like I don’t know maybe the oldest symbol known to man-‘that’s not worth our time, it’s not weird enough.’”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: Hibbing 911

“Starla: My God, you are attractive!
Dean: Thanks. But no time for that now. You need to tell me about this urban legend. Please? Lives are at stake.
Starla: [staring at Dean] I’m sorry, I just… I can’t even concentrate. It’s like staring… into the sun.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Tall Tales

“I just think it’s really interesting, this sudden obedience you have to Dad. It’s like, ‘Oh, what would Dad want me to do?’ Sam, you spent your entire life sluggin’ it out with that man. I mean, hell, you picked a fight with him the last time you ever saw him, and now that he’s dead, now you want to make it right? Well, I’m sorry, Sam, but you can’t. It’s too little, too late.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Everybody Loves a Clown

“They, uh…they sliced and carved and tore me in ways that you…until there was nothing left. And then, suddenly…I would be whole again…like magic…just so they could start in all over. And Alastair…at the end of every day—every one—he would come over. And he would make me an offer. To take me off the rack. If I put souls on. If I started the torture. And every day, I told him to stick it where the sun shines. For 30 years, I told him. But then I couldn’t do it anymore, Sammy. I couldn’t. And I got off that rack. God help me, I got right off it, and I started ripping them apart. I lost count of how many souls. The…the things that I did to them.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Heaven and Hell

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My name is Damyan Ivanov and i was born in 1998 in Varna, Bulgaria. Graduated high school in 2016 and since then i'm working on wordpress news websites.